Tag Archive: Humor

The Time Boogie Had a Poop Vendetta Against Me

poop

Boogie and I have always been best buddies. He makes me smile and laugh, I make him smile and laugh. The perfect father-son relationship, you know? But there must’ve been something I did back in May of 2008, that he absolutely did not like. He had a mission: poop on Daddy by any means necessary!…

Breaking News: Our Cell Phones Have Been Stolen!

I cannot believe that someone was sneaky enough to steal our cell phones from right under our noses! The thief even had the audacity to eat (that’s right, EAT!) my cell phone and text his buddies on Mommy’s. The alleged perpetrator has been reported as male, approximately 2 ft. in height, and extremely cute. Luckily,…

Daddy Meets Babytalk Magazine

Babytalk on Toilet

So the other day I was on my way to take a dump when I realized that I had no form of entertainment to bring with me. Now I don’t know about you, but dropping a load can get pretty boring. So what I’d usually do is bring my laptop in with me. But a…

The Amazing Farting Baby!

A few weeks ago, I was watching tv and a commercial for America’s Funniest Home Videos came on that literally made me explode in laughter! In the commercial was a baby lying on his stomach, and all of a sudden HE POOTED! But wait, that’s only half of it! When he pooted, powder came whooshing…

No Unsolicited Baby Advice

No Unsolicited Baby Advice

I carry myself as a very cheery person. I am very polite, I smile, I nod, BUT it peeves me to the point of no return when people talk to me like I don’t know any better and when I am ticked off, I will speak my mind or at least let it be known…

“Mommy, Look What I Did!”

Panty Liners Boy

If you notice that all of a sudden the house has become little bit too quite, it’s safe to assume that in the next room you’ll discover something along the lines of this:

5 Reasons Why Daddy Should Buy Baby Clothes

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Mommy and I constantly bump heads over the types of baby clothes we should buy for Boogie. She wants to buy him the “cutesy”-type baby clothes, while I want to buy him the “rough and rugged”-type baby clothes; you know, the type of clothes that shows that he actually has a sack. Then just the…

Now That I Think About It…

Taco Bell Dog Thinking

If you recall from one of our recent posts, Our First Doctor Visit, the ultrasound technician told us that Sheena (who from hereafter will be called Mommy) was 19 weeks, 4 days pregnant. That was on December 17th, and now that the excitement of being able to see our first child has calmed a bit,…

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