Category Archives: Humor

The Time Boogie Had a Poop Vendetta Against Me

poop

Boogie and I have always been best buddies. He makes me smile and laugh, I make him smile and laugh. The perfect father-son relationship, you know? But there must’ve been something I did back in May of 2008, that he absolutely did not like. He had a mission: poop on Daddy by any means necessary!…

Is My Milk A Laxative? BEeeRrrrAaaNT!

Lately Boogie has been pooping during or IMMEDIATELY after I nurse him. Our little piggy is such a little nasty man! He smells like rotten eggs, lol! I just finished nursing him and as soon as he pulled off, he let out a grunt, then BEeeRrrrAaaNT! After a few more BEeeRrrrAaaNT’s which lasted a few…

Oh, I Thought You Meant The “Other” Push!

It’s 4AM in the morning and I’m wide awake. Why? Because Boogie’s wide awake. I’m pretty sure I mentioned this before, but just in case anyone missed it, Boogie’s sleeping patterns are backwards. He sleeps throughout the day for the most part, but as soon as 2AM rolls around, he’s wide awake and kickin’! And…

Daddy Meets Babytalk Magazine

Babytalk on Toilet

So the other day I was on my way to take a dump when I realized that I had no form of entertainment to bring with me. Now I don’t know about you, but dropping a load can get pretty boring. So what I’d usually do is bring my laptop in with me. But a…

The Amazing Farting Baby!

A few weeks ago, I was watching tv and a commercial for America’s Funniest Home Videos came on that literally made me explode in laughter! In the commercial was a baby lying on his stomach, and all of a sudden HE POOTED! But wait, that’s only half of it! When he pooted, powder came whooshing…

“Mommy, Look What I Did!”

Panty Liners Boy

If you notice that all of a sudden the house has become little bit too quite, it’s safe to assume that in the next room you’ll discover something along the lines of this:

5 Reasons Why Daddy Should Buy Baby Clothes

Daddy

Mommy and I constantly bump heads over the types of baby clothes we should buy for Boogie. She wants to buy him the “cutesy”-type baby clothes, while I want to buy him the “rough and rugged”-type baby clothes; you know, the type of clothes that shows that he actually has a sack. Then just the…

Now That I Think About It…

Taco Bell Dog Thinking

If you recall from one of our recent posts, Our First Doctor Visit, the ultrasound technician told us that Sheena (who from hereafter will be called Mommy) was 19 weeks, 4 days pregnant. That was on December 17th, and now that the excitement of being able to see our first child has calmed a bit,…

Mommy Blog | Daddy Blog: Parenting, better living, and life reflections by Sheena Tatum.